AK47 tells a scary story:

“So I was going out and I saw a WOMAN. And she turned and looked at me. So I quickly and dexterously leaped into a trash can. Except to my horror, there was a GIRL rat already in there. So I quickly and dexterously leaped out of the trash can. And then that WOMAN suddenly lunged at me and put her face close to mine, obviously to try and eat my BRAINS. She said “Are you alright?” but I didn’t fall for her tricks and started backing away while pulling out my gun and waving it around. She started making this alarm call, obviously to alert other WOMEN in the vicinity so I shot in the air several times and then ran back into my house. Never did get to try out Filthy Greg’s special sewer sauce hotdogburgers.”